The Amazon Reviews Meme

I know, this is another meme: it will be boring in something like twenty days.
But this morning it really made me laugh in the semi-deserted office as almost all the company but me and a few others (my choice… I’ll explain later…) is flying to Las Vegas right now.

Amazon User Reviews for:

Bic Pens
“Upon the morning in which I had been promised the delivery of this pen I could hardly sleep for excitement. My dreams, such as they were, were filled with inferior pens dripping ink all over myself and my world, and of choruses of blunt pencils intoning words of doom that I could hardly comprehend. When I woke my head ached and my soul was heavy.”

“Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!”

Poor Bunny Corpses sold as food
“Nothing says “Eat Me” like a photo of a skinned rabbit carcass! Honestly, the photo just makes you hungry, doesn’t it? It remained me of all of those times in biology class when I was so tempted to try a bite of the putrid fetal pig I was dissecting. Man, that takes me back!”

and you can find a few more, browsing through the “related” products. (via BoingBoing)
Ok, back to work now. Just trying not to think about the Vegas thing…